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Chemical Cookies

Hybrid Flower THC 26.5% CBD 0.17% half_ounce
4.8 (111 reviews)
£36.39

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How it feels

A cross — the terpene profile matters more than the label.

How it tastes

Dominant terpenes: Limonene

Overview

Chemical Cookies is a hybrid product from our flower range testing at 26.5% THC. Commonly reported effects: relaxed, uplifted and focused. Flavour notes: earthy, diesel, sweet and dessert.

About this format

Dried cannabis flower — the least processed format we carry, and the one where terpenes come through most clearly. Onset is within minutes, and the effect typically settles after two to three hours.

Supplier description — Provided by the supplier in English and reproduced unedited.

Sharp and fuel-forward on the inhale, Chemical Cookies quickly softens into something sweeter — warm dough and vanilla settling in behind the initial punch. As a hybrid, it splits the difference well: a clear-headed lift up top that doesn't overwhelm, paired with a steady body ease that keeps things comfortable. Neither wired nor weighed down, it's built for the in-between moments — productive, but relaxed about it. You May Feel: Balanced, Uplifted, Relaxed Tasting Notes: Diesel, Vanilla, Dough, Earthy

How to use

  1. 1

    Dosing

    Start with one short draw and wait five full minutes before deciding whether you want another. Almost everyone who has a bad time with an inhaled product took the second dose before the first one had arrived.

  2. 2

    How to use

    Break it up by hand or with a grinder rather than cutting it, so the trichomes stay on the bud. Pack loosely — airflow is what gives an even burn.

  3. 3

    Storage

    Keep it sealed, upright and out of direct light at 15–20 °C. Heat and light degrade cannabinoids faster than time does, and a warm windowsill will cost you more potency in a week than a cool cupboard will in three months. Out of reach of children and animals.

Important information

Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Not for use if pregnant or breastfeeding. Consult a physician if you take prescription medication.

Lab results

Batch B1483-159

Independently tested by an ISO 17025 accredited laboratory.

Analyte Result Action limit Status
Total THC 26.5% Pass
Total CBD 0.17% Pass
Pesticides ND Cat. I/II Pass
Heavy metals (Pb, Cd, Hg, As) ND Ph. Eur. Pass
Residual solvents ND ICH Q3C Pass
Microbials & mycotoxins Pass ISO 21527 Pass
Water activity 0.54 aw ≤ 0.65 aw Pass
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Tested: 4 June 2026 · Laboratory: [ACCREDITED LABORATORY]

Reviews

Based on 111 reviews

4.8

111 reviews

5★ 62%
4★ 24%
3★ 3%
2★ 3%
1★ 3%
  • M. Kowalski 12 June 2026 Verified purchase

    Exactly as described. The batch number on the packaging matched the certificate published here, which is the main reason I keep coming back.

  • A. Dubois 30 May 2026 Verified purchase

    Well packed and it arrived inside the stated window. The profile on the page is an honest description of what turned up.

  • T. Bergström 18 April 2026 Verified purchase

    Good value at this size. I would have liked a larger option, but no complaints about the quality.

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